Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Is there such a thing as being too horny? Like all the sudden I'm like ready to go probably 4-5 times a day. I'm still a virgin and everything but I was wondering, is this normal?

No.

Totally normal.

You may have a serious problem...

Could you be more specific?

Virgin and wanting it ? normal
Wanting it a lot ? hormones

Wanting it a lot after you lost your virginity ? normal.

The "serious problem" is you've left yourself open for someone to try to make you think there's something not normal about what you've asked.? Prepare yourself for a lot of that kind of replies.?

only if i knew then what i know now :hihi:

your alright mate, you should play Locomotive when your fuckin'..
give's ya a bit of a groove :rofl:

What if ur my age (14-16) and ur overly horny n u masturbate? is that normal?

Totally normal.

yeah, even if you jerk off on your bedroom wall and if it turns yellow after a year. Normal. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm only kidding, son. You'll be alright.

If you're careful...
 ;)

wtf? even a baby masturbates, it's normal. it's called having things down there that feel good, and having thoughts about things that feel good.

i think overly for a male is an understatement, anyway.

You may have a serious problem...

im not saying me spesifically  :nervous:  :P but just as an open question

Proven medical thing :

Guys who masturbate a lot last longer.

Your kidding right?

well, tell your friend who's a friend of this one friend of a friend that you don't need to worry about anything until something breaks or falls off.

then (people who maturbate) got a long way to go  : ok:

nope, i am extremely serious. :yes:

i have a lot to catch up on then :P

Yeah okay, gotcha.  :peace:

I actually used to masturbate when I was 14-16 and now I'm 19 and oh baby, I just never get tired of that shit :hihi:

Don't listen to these people. You have a serious problem and you need immediate attention. Noone masturbates. Ever.

Yeah, stop thinking it's a problem.

Log off and get to work!

*panting* done now what?

Put your sperm in your hair and walk around like that like Cameron Diaz did in "There's Something About Mary." :rofl:

that dosnt seem right......  :P

my hairs sticky!!!  :hihi:

I read somewhere (okay, okay, I heard it in a Jay Leno monologue) that frequent masturbation may prevent prostate cancer.  :D

That's true too, as much as the pill in women prevents cardiovascular problems during the menopause. : ok:

Wow! This thread turned from an advice column to The Masturbation Thread. :rofl:

People have told me that if I masturbate you know, it'll fall off, that I'll get hairy knuckles and that if God didn't want me to masturbate, he would've made my arms shorter. :hihi:

Fall off ? it'll only fall off if you  masturbate with a hammer  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Priceless !! You're the kinda girl I need.  We use to chat on the msn but suddenly you never appeared again :(

Well, back to the topic,  Im 24 and i still masturbate, i dont feel ashamed, i dont feel guilty, i just have enough kind of  pussies on my mind.  :hihi:

I know ,it aint normal, but i dont give a flying fuck about being normal , i get to the point where i IMAGINE or i Invent girls who doesnt exist so i masturbate.
Another thing i've done ,is masturbate thinking of animals like a cow...shit! I said to much  8)


Yeah i know u'll say " You Are Sick!"  ;D

This is normal.

Wait til you get some. Then you'll really have something to lock the door about when you are alone.... :hihi:

I have good and bad news for you.

The bad news is that it gets worse as you get older.

The good news is it gets worse as you get older....

Well technically it's supposed to be good for the prostate. Which you don't have to worry about for a while. But older guys who keep their pipes clean through sex, or alone time, have a lower rate of prostate cancer.....

Oh you're 14-16, that's an interesting age. I remember when I was 14-16. Now I'm 23-68.

Man walks into a Doctors and complains about head aches he's been getting.

Doctor says, can I ask you a personal question?

Yea sure

Do you masterbate?

Sometimes yea.

Magic innit!!    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

If you want it I''ve got it.. ;)

When I was a teen there was never enough..

I whack off 7 times a day....i think that's bad :yes:

I don't have the time to do it 7 times but I do try to get it done 2-3 times a day. I work full-time but when it's the weekend, I can probably go 5 times or so.

I sometimes masturbate at work and I'm real proud that I've only gotten caught twice within' the last year. But, we are all family here so they kiss my ass...not literally though :hihi:

The only thing that stops me from jerking off 4-5 times a day is the idea I go to the gym, it's hard to lift wieghts when you're always releasing..

Ah man fuck the gym...just fuckin pull out Malcolm and go for gold. I swear it's serious now i can't fuckin stop it's like a drug...i crave that high

There isn't an emicon for my response to that....though :nervous: is probably as close as i can get - only caught twice ''oh, don't mind me.....'', 5 times a day....... :nervous:

LOL!!!!

14-16 feels so long ago!

just for the record, "we" do it too, and I think that it would have made a little more sense if a female were prompted to start a thread like this... with the wondering if it was normal to be excessive...

the thing is, females have infinite ways to masturbate. you lose your friend and it's over. some of us are extremely clever and talented and everything. however, it's harder for us to.. how do you say.. ah yes.. "make it".

you do what you can with what you got, I guess.

My friend being JR or my hands? WOmen have several ways, I would have never known :-*

Hey we have different ways too:

A) Shoot a hole in the wall and fuck that shit.
B) Stick it between your pillow case and fuck that shit!

I've tried fucking a pillow case once and it was cool and everything but the bed made too many noises and I thought that my sister and her b/f would think something much "more" was going on at the time so I quit but I'll never forget that expirence.

There's not much I haven't fucked, from meat to produce..  :rofl:I was a crazy kid..

Going to donate sperm tomorrow, ?!5 for a wank. Nice work if you can get it.

not a bad job. 4-5 times a day for 15 pounds a piece.......

Sounds like someone is going to be rich soon.  :hihi:

TMI stands for TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Just so you know, in case you get that a lot. I'd assume you do.

5 times a day, baby!

I bet someone else has already said that. I don't care.

Yeah, I know what TMI stands for, I was just trying to prove my point that men and women both have a few different ways to masturbate.

just make sure u dont tell ur gf about the pillow thing

Okay, not only will I not tell her about the 'pillow' thing but I won't tell her I have a small cock either. :rofl:

sex is great...but I prefer Rock n' Roll  8)
Beeing on stage is better than an orgasm. This is fuckin' unbelievable. Probably the strongest thing I've ever lived. You can't compare that to ANYTHING. Even the hottest girl of the universe can't touch that...

90% of men masturbate, the other 10% lie.

 :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Trust me. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you ! Sounds very familiar. Been there, done that too. :yes:

(http://www.elcybergoth.com/kingbai/pics/tony.jpg)

Sky72, I always like the kitten picture better.? :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

(http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=everytime+you+masturbate/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=11gd1p26s/*-http%3A//humans.com/pages/images/godkills.jpg)

I like tony danza, he's a fellow brooklyn paesan-----------------------------------

Being that horny is ok.... It gets annoying and makes you give it up to the first ass hole you find... So, watch that.

It's worse when you're bisexual cause there's more work to do.

This isn't really about masturbation but I just wanted to share it with people.

Okay, I let a guy give me a massage, a full body one. So, then he did and then he went down on me and sucked my dick but I coulden't cum, I kept going limp. Now, I wasn't attracted to the guy or anything and I'm still exploring my different options out there, but I don't know, is there any advice, comments or suggestions people can give me?

YES! TOO MUCH information :rofl:

Dude, this is a PG-13 site. This thread is turning into soft core written porn.

\
Hit the bullseye everynight :rofl: ;)

Yeah, guy, don't be a prick and post stuff like that if it's going to offend too many people on here...

Alright, sorry for the extra-honesty, but I woulden't consider this a PG-13 Site. This thread is anything but a PG-13 thread.

Also, if there was somebody I could PM/E-mail about this subject, I would have but there isn't so I took a chance.

When did this turn into a PG site?  Doesn't anyone remember the good ol days of flamewars between Axl lovers and Slash lovers? That was anything but PG. 

I think now Acid Rain might actually have a shot at that moderator slot he was asking about  :-X

Yeah, I don't know where the PG-13 thing came from...Plus, that's so American, and I don't think we have any American moderators here.? :P Do we?

And anyway, what sort of fucking advice would you want? There's other sites for things like that.

We just try not to encourage posts that seem like they are just posted to try and offend / disgust people...

...Skeletor...Oh yeah, that was him. Haha.

Okay thanks a lot, I will go to some other messageboard to get some advice on this subject.

Thanks a lot to everybody for the lack of progress made ::)

Ehhhhh?
Very suprising how huge a taboo something like a late-teen dude expolring his sexuality is here.
Very suprising/stupid  that words like "discusting" and "offending" were used.

Yeah, there are people who get turned on from stuff you don't. Wow. Eh. big deal??
Does it mean they should shut the fuck up and go away?

The title of this thread is "masturbation" for fuck's sake!What exactly did you expect to read here? Articles copy/pasted from National Geography??
Every single person who opens this thread WANTS to read/talk about it. These "too much information screams" just put H in hypocrisy.

Someone here  actually has  balls to make a post that is "out-of-norm" and thus,  interesting unlike vast majority of the meaningless BS here(or most  other boards for that matter) and your response is somewhere along the lines of "wow, that's discusting, go away" Jesus Christ.

Acid Rain, if you were a bi sexual chick you'd be the pet of this entire board by now.

I suggest you  lock every single thread here except all the INCREDIBLY INTERESTING "What are you listening/reading/watching/thinking/doing/singing right now??"- thread.
They're exiting, normal and PG 13 enough.

Before this particular thread gets locked it should be renamed to something along the lines of "NORMAL AND HEALTHY  MASTURBATION BY NORMAL PEOPLE"

PG 13???hahaha. god i loved that one.

PS. I'm straight so pls stop pming to me Chris Misfit:)

maybe u arent bi sexual. Maybe another man doesnt turn you on and u should try a female and see how that works.

if the female gets u off and keeps u Erect   then maybe that means u should only swing towards chicks.

I try not to judge people based on what they wanna do, im a live and let live type of guy, I personally wouldnt let a guy massage me or  suck my cock but thats me, im not here to judge u.

I dont know how bisexuality works, im not a qualified expert on this but in my opinion it sounds like u just werent turned on by another man.

u can explore other men however maybe they will tickle your fancy, but have u ever had a blowjob from a girl? If so what happens?  if not u need to go find one so u can find out exactly if girls turn u on.

thats the best advice i can give. i tried.......

I'm not a guy nor am I bisexual but I'll give you my opinion in case it helps.  :peace:

You said you weren't attracted to the guy so that could be the problem. That seems to be the most obvious answer, but like I said I'm not a guy so I don't know.

Was it the first time you were with a guy? Maybe you were too nervous or something.

Honestly, my first thought was the same as D's that maybe you aren't bisexual afterall but only you can figure that out. I say keep exploring but maybe the next time it would be better to experiment with someone you are attracted to and feel comfortable with them.

It was a J.O.K.E. Also, I think you're taking this mod thing WAY to seriously.

Without trying to sound too preachy, the only advice I can give you is beware of stds... good ol' herpes, crabs, HIV, etc etc. Were you wearing a condom?

Very funny, this made me laugh and it had many all-too true points to it.


Thanks for the advice. I don't think that it was that I'm not attracted to guys but I'm not really sure just yet.

No, I haven't had a blowjob from a girl as of yet.


Once again, thanks for the advice. Yes, this was my 1st time with a guy.
I only received Oral so no, I didn't wear a condom, maybe if it would've went anal I would have.

And, thank you to everybody who gave me advice on this topic.

...vacuum cleaners....

Anyway, look what I found.

(http://www.virgeweb.com/cars/smiley/cartoons/25.gif)

(http://www.virgeweb.com/cars/smiley/cartoons/19.gif)

 :rofl:

So,  what are the question marks supposed to be?

How is there more work?

Seems like you'd have twice the chance of getting laid....

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


i really really needed that tonight!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

 ;D HAHAHAHA!

Actually, I just meant for me being unexpirenced and everything, I have more to explore.

A joke? Sorry, my bad, jokes are supposed to be funny.

I wasn't personaly disusted, and am open with my sexuality, but when such a subject is posted in such a ridiculous way then what the fuck do you think I'm going to say?

If I said "I let a girl suck my dick but wasn't attracted to her and didn't cum, give me advice?" (Which that guy basicaly did with reversed gender in more words) then you'd think I was ripping the piss.

But I guess I'm just more use to discussing such topics on a more adult or understandable level.

...But I guess I shouldn't be so serious.......

i see whereu are comin from USED and i agree.

if some dude came on here talkin about a woman the same way ACid Rain did a dude it would be funny. I admit i laugh my fuckin ass off at Acid Rain in this thread, not in a bashing hating way, but when he talked about fucking his pillow case i thought i was gonna fall through the floor, and now just so nonchalantly talkin about a guy suckin his dick after a massage, it caught me off guard i must admit.

Well another poster said it best. If it was a girl talking about letting another girl go down on her it would be all good and she'd have a full pm box..... :hihi:

Acid: you'd probably do better on gay.com or something like that if you wanted a serious response. More guys in your boat on a site like that.

I don't masturbate too much, I mean considering I have a girlfriend and don't really spend as much time as most other people.

P.S. I'm not Gay. (HAHAH, just for you to make sure I am paying attention to the thread)

this guy would know! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hihi: : ok:

sorry that was too easy!

Okay, well, first off I'm 19, not quite an adult realistically. Maybe, just maybe, I was really excited about one of my 1st sexual expirences ever and I was just wanted to let people know about it. I've already gotten the advice I needed, I don't know why you posters are still complaining about it.

And, thank you for the comments D and SLCPunk. And, I will use a better messageboard next time, don't worry.

Oh and by the way, there's a 75 percent chance I'm meeting him again this weekend. I know that sounds contradictory but I'm trying to reach 500 posts as soon as possible.

This is too much statistics for one post. Isn't there a rule about this or something?

 :hihi:

Well, I don't know about other guys, but hot girlfriend (lots of action) or not....it is about the same as if I'm single.

You know...you gotta put time aside for yourself.....

'him' as in the gay massager?  You're from Utah, right?  Arent you afraid of being caught during one of your 'experiences' and being lynched??  Unless Utah is not the way I picture it...

Careful, SLCPunk has lived here before ;D

We don't really need to change the subject to views about my state here in the West but that is not true, sorry. Besides, it was in the privacy of a studio he owns so the chance of getting caught is minimal. Who knows? I might be his next model. :hihi:

His profession is actually a architect but he also refers male models from the Salt Lake City Area to Abercrombie and Finch. Go Figure : ok:

If you end up in the A & F catalog, a lot of people are gonna be masturbating to your photo(s).  There, was that on-topic enough for ya?  ;D

Yea...to keep anonymous over there I just registered under "D". I figured nobody would figure me out that way......

Nah....but they have been known to try to 'correct' gayness with electric shocks......seriously.....

Except when the relationship is new, that's when there's usually so much action you don't want to 'have time for yourself'..  ;)

Yeah, that thought really excites me. I have a strong feeling I may become some kind of porn star. ;D

...Why?

That really isn't something that you should advertise...

...Spamming isn't allowed on the board, fool.

This is true, the begining is always the best part.....

I went to register under your name and it said that name had already been taken, so u do the math. :hihi:

Hey, I was just wondering, has anybody ever got caught masturbating?

I mean I know probably a lot of people have but I was just wondering.

I got a couple "I Got Masturbating and It Was So Embarrasing" Stories that I'll tell you later... :hihi:

Caught in the act?    ....that is the worst. It's hard to pretend you are doing anything else...

I mean.... :nervous: that's what I've had other people tell me....

 :hihi:

...what question marks?

Ever masturbate while looking out your window at a hot neighbor?

Never had a hot neighbour  :P

Yeah, me neither.Anyway I prefer porn.









Baby Slash//

Sitting in your room in the dark while a young piece of hot ass gets undressed and plays with her snatch.. SO I've heard/..

I've never had the chance to see this, was always a dream of mine though

Here is my caught wanking story #1:

This one time I was at work on a Saturday and I was all alone. I pulled up some porn and I was watching this really hot three-some movie. I started jacking off and then my boss walks in. I all the sudden quit but I didn't feel it was worth the struggle so I just stuck my *explicit deleted* back into my underwear and left it like that. So, it was still pretty obvious what I was doing and you could see my hard-on and everything, it was pretty funny. He pretended he didn't know what I was doing but we both knew :hihi:

He's my cousin so he let me get away with it. It was a long time ago, it's been almost a year, in about 3 weeks, it'll be a year.

Here is my caught wanking story #2:

This was this month and it was the owner of the company, so it was my bosses' boss. I was in the back and all the sudden he walked in, this was a weekday so I was really taking a chance here. As soon as I heard the door open I quit my internet application again (I'm a little porn obsessed) and I went to the other side of the room where you can't see me and I did up my panths but you could hear me doing that stuff up and all the sudden I sat back at my desk again and I started talking *baseball* with the guy. It was embarrasing, but once again, he's my uncle and so the family gives me special rights.

Dude, seriously, I kind of half warned you before, stop fucking posting twice in a row to bump your post count.

Fair enough if your "Caught Wanking Storys" were posted within a day of each other, but you left a gap of about fucking four minutes, not even including the time it took to write so, so you must have posted it, then just started writing another reply straight away.

Stop fucking doing it.

....I'd say that your moderator chances were kind of out the window.  :P

lol

Well, I think that only time will decide that.

I don't expect to become a moderator and if I do become one I will be very shocked. I enjoy using this board as a Rocker and soon to be VIP, thanks.

Y'know, your post count can easily be reset.

Not by me.

more like VHP...

 :hihi: Very good. I hope I understood that abbreviation properly, lol.

He's right...

...That responsibility lies with me.


/Second Admin in disguise.

(He is right though, y'know)

So just to cure my curiousity, what does VHP stand for?

Also, there are examples of people that will post 9-10 straight posts with no interruption. Why don't you yell at them?

2 Posts in a row within' 5 minutes, big deal! ::)

It's a big deal when you've admitted that you're trying to bump your post count...

...Point me in the direction of the people who have posted 9-10 straight posts without a gap of at least an hour or so and I'll kick some ass, sir.

Wow what a fun thread

I think alice was thinking it could stand for Very Horny Person  :hihi:

about the picture of  "God kills a cat when you masturbate" or something , what about it? it was made like a joke , or to scare kids? because there are still some people that says that masturbation is bad , the picture is really funny.

I'll take you're word for that one :rofl:


It was probably just some joke but who knows? I doubt that that picture would scare kids, it dosen't scare me :no:

 :hihi: yes but i was thinking that maybe some religion schools use that cat picture to tell kids-teenagers that masturbation is bad or something .

...I highly doubt it.

...

masturbation is the anser to all my problems its great fun, releases stress and cheers you up quite a bit
GREAT subject had a lot of fun reading our stuff   

Good job getting this thread back on topic.

7 pages about whacking it........

Man CD has gotta come out soon, this is getting ugly.......

best topic ever to be more specific.
by the way I was once cought wankin? by my sister it was embarrasin
it was friday night and I sick, home alone and bored and got nuthin better to do and suddenly my sister jumps in
I can?t decide which smiley to put here so I don?t put any
and again WHAT A FUN THREAD   

Yeah, I didn't think that this thread would become so popular. But then again,  I didn't think we'd still be waitin' for CD to come out.


Yeah, that is embarrasing. My dad caught me once and I was really embarrased. But, now I'm older and wiser and I do it at work :hihi:

I've not read the thread

But I do know that Sperm-count is relative to post-count. So newbies beware!  :hihi:

Werent you the one that PMed me, trying to insult me by saying that Im jealous cause my dad gets laid more than I do. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

Yeah but I was just kidding. I don't know (and don't want to know) what goes on in your sexual life :hihi:

Yeah but I was just kidding. I don't know (and don't want to know) what goes on in your sexual life :hihi:


It's tough for him to seduce a girl when there is a 10x10 of Bill O'reilly on his  nightstand.

 :hihi: :hihi:

Back to the topic, I?ve always been smart enough to not be discovered, but something quiet worst hapened to me.One Tuesday night I had just gone to bed and I was moving from here to there, cause I kinda have to find "that spot" on my bed to sleep right.Well nevermind, so I was moving from left to right, turning, and sudenly my dad came in, and I quickly  turned, like, to a normal position, not because  I was embarased (I wasnt doing anything), just to see who it was.Aparently my dad thought  I was masturbating  so he quickly closed the door and went  away.About 15 minutes later he he knocked on my (closed) door and said:"Er...good night", and he said it very low and quickly.It may not sound funny to you but I laughed my ass of thinking:gee, I do my best so that  I dont get cought  masturbating, and when I?m masturbating, I kinda get cought".







Baby Slash//

Correction: Caught!

Don't worry about it dude. Next time, really masturbate and really try to get caught.

Nah, I'm just messing around, don't worry about if you dad thinks your masturbating, just do it and succeed at it : ok:

You just told him twice, to do the same thing.

Nah, I'm only kidding, you didn't. What you did though, was tell him to do the same thing twice.

It wasn't funny the first time.

Not really.

What I said the 1st time was basically, I was telling him to flaunt his sexuality by masturbating so he could REALLY get caught. But, like I said before, I was just kidding.

The second statement, I meant for him to relax and not worry about this incident where his father thought he may have been masturbating and I was just advising him to have fun when you really do masturbate, regardless of whether or not you get caught.

Fuck sake!

LOL!

 :hihi:

Good fucking Fuckbags this is a fucked up thread!! :rofl:

Whatever happened to youngerformofaxl??

Goes by the name of Markus Asraelius these days.

ahh thanks Skeletor! :beer:

Damn I really missed out when I went away for a year! ::) :crying:

Went away for a year, eh? So, what, you actually pre-date Elrothiel? Come on, what was your username?

... I'm glad this thread has reared it's head again though. Of course I am.

Nah I was always Elrothiel... I actually registered here after lurking here a while, but when I first joined I never actually came into the Jungle section... I was always in the Gn'R section, so I never actually knew this thread existed until I kept hearing it being spoken of in other threads... so I decided last night to search for this mythical thread and see if it actually existed, and if it did whether it was locked and for what reason.

I'd not slept a wink all night, and it was half past 8 in the morning!! I do silly things when I've been up all night! :hihi:

well i thought it would be something id grow out of but No

too much time on my hands again

Good one.

im 41 an can't get enough of it lol.the one who loves me most me lol.

LMAO at the comments in this thread.  :hihi:

if you get bj'd 2 to 3 times in one day, then get the same say, 2 days later.

is that unhealthy in anyway or form?

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in a constant cycle that is

yes, you might die

Depends whos wife or girlfriend it is

Is ok to have a girlfriend, have great sex with her and still wanted a little of action by yourself?  :nervous:

 :hihi: :rofl:

what the hell?

Course it is, but only if she ain't there cuz otherwise you'll make her feel like she ain't good enough to fuck and that you'd much rather wank... not a good feeling.

well put! :)

its not ok not to

does that make sense  ???

 :-\  perhaps

Heh, I can be a humorous fellow.  :hihi:

Yes, we know! ;D

Of course!... Good to know yourself   : ok:

"don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love"


woody allen  : ok:

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i saw this smilie and thought of this thread so i had to post it

You made me spill my coffee!!! That's funny ;)

It has alittle collar!!   :rofl:

For a second there I was wondering how you got a pic of me  :o

It has alittle collar!!? ?:rofl:

Now that just created an interesting visual :rofl: