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Title: Fucking America...
Post by: Chris Misfit on August 06, 2004, 09:14:52 AM
A California lawyer has filed a potential class action lawsuit against the internet search company Yahoo.
Stephen Galton says he was subject to a "barrage of harassing, defamatory and abusive messages" from anonymous users on a Yahoo message board.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3540778.stm

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Fuck sake! I should get the chair.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: GnRNightrain on August 06, 2004, 10:18:09 AM
A California lawyer has filed a potential class action lawsuit against the internet search company Yahoo.
Stephen Galton says he was subject to a "barrage of harassing, defamatory and abusive messages" from anonymous users on a Yahoo message board.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/3540778.stm

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Fuck sake! I should get the chair.
Yup, that is yahoos fault?  This lawsuit shit is a problem here in America.  I wonder if the poll numbers get down, if Edwards will drop out and take up this case? 

Lawsuits and lawyers are ruining america, not corporations.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Oddy on August 06, 2004, 11:32:49 AM
im actually studying to become a lawyer.

lucky i've been side tracked into playing guitar all day instead

screw my law degree.

like my law teacher once said "you'll never become a lawyer with that hair"  :rofl:

i know where im not wanted

seems like everybody hates lawyers these days............until you need one.......but then they screw you out of money so you hate them anyway.  :rofl:


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Cornell on August 06, 2004, 01:18:14 PM
Yeah, the law suits in this country are shamful.  :-[


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Doc Emmett Brown on August 06, 2004, 01:32:23 PM
A California lawyer has filed a potential class action lawsuit against the internet search company Yahoo.
Stephen Galton says he was subject to a "barrage of harassing, defamatory and abusive messages" from anonymous users on a Yahoo message board.

he's suing cos his feelings were hurt?  :rofl:  I wonder if he could win though by claiming the board was supposed to be moderated and it wasnt. 

But this doesnt beat the case where an old woman sued McDonalds because it didnt warn her that her coffee was hot.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 06, 2004, 02:26:15 PM
Start with : Loser pays. That is: You have to pay the legal fees if you bring a suit against somebody and loose.

And that will end the lawsuit bullshit in this country real quick.

There is another lawsuit by a baby company (toys etc) that is named googles. They are suing google. They couldn't really give a reason, but it was along the lines of "it confuses our customer base when they type in google (leaving off the s by accident) and get a search machine." Uh...whatever.

LOSER PAYS!!!!!!!!!

 


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: K-Rock on August 06, 2004, 02:56:35 PM
Don't get me started on lawyers.  I face these snakes day in and day out.

Somebody recently sued the company that makes Pediolite.  That's the liquid that you give children if they are throwing up alot and are becoming dehydrated.  The liquid puts nutrients back into the child.  Some "tool" sued that company because their child threw up after drinking it and the puke stained the carpet.

Instead of having to pay humongous legal fees, the company settled and paid for new carpeting.



Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Izzy on August 06, 2004, 04:18:39 PM
Start with : Loser pays. That is: You have to pay the legal fees if you bring a suit against somebody and loose.

And that will end the lawsuit bullshit in this country real quick.

There is another lawsuit by a baby company (toys etc) that is named googles. They are suing google. They couldn't really give a reason, but it was along the lines of "it confuses our customer base when they type in google (leaving off the s by accident) and get a search machine." Uh...whatever.

LOSER PAYS!!!!!!!!!

 

Losers does pay over here in the sunny UK - we still get daft lawsuits though..... :-[


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: axls_locomotive on August 06, 2004, 08:30:41 PM
i want to sue god because he put me on a planet with a small percentage of people who are assholes and have heavily criticised my opinion...its caused me great stress over the past 20 years...$2 million please lmao

oh how we love the joining of commerce and law


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Cornell on August 06, 2004, 09:01:24 PM
What we need are judges that laugh at stupid cases and dissmiss them with a fine!  : ok:

Now I'm thinking that I could be making some cash here - it just doesn't cross my mind to sue for most of the shit that people are suing for....  My son thru up after drinking Gatorade and it stained my carpet - hmmmmm


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: jarmo on August 06, 2004, 09:14:30 PM
My son thru up after drinking Gatorade and it stained my carpet - hmmmmm

Try something new, sue the carpet maker.  ;)




/jarmo


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Miz on August 06, 2004, 11:28:38 PM
Can't a judge just throw this kinda stuff out?  Don't they have the power to do things like that?

Surely they can just tell retarded people to fuck off and get job rather than making ridiculous claims.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 07, 2004, 01:39:42 AM
Miz, sometimes they can, and sometimes the can't. Sometimes they will and sometimes they won't.

I remember seeing on 20/20 about a lawyer who sued everybody for not having their businesses up to par on the handicap front. Bathrooms, ramps, special this, special that. He'd sue anybody he could, most of it was pretty outrageous. When 20/20 went to interview this asshole they realized that this lawyers office didn't comply with any of the handicap regulations either. The fucking guy was suing people for this, but at the same time broke every single law at the same time.

There are so many law suites, it's insane.

I got hit by a car walking down the street once. It fucked my leg up. I couldn't walk for a good week, however nothing was broken. It was just swollen really really bad. Everybody was telling me to sue. I could not, it was not in my nature.

I had a stupd ass lady (with a cell phone and in an SUV-don't get me started) run into the back of me at a stop light just yesterday. Complete idiot not paying attention. Now I already am against jackasses driving big suv's and talking on the phone. So you think I would have wanted to go off on her. I pulled over and saw no real damage to my car. Maybe a little scratch on the bumper. I just said "don't worry about it." Really, it wasn't worth the hassle. Now, sooooo many other people in this country would have been all over that scenerio. They would have had a lawyer involved and said they had neck pain, their back hurt etc etc. Total bullshit, anything for a buck. I realize this, but it comes down to what kind of person you are. I could not go to sleep feeling good about myself for suing that lady and her insurance company over some bullshit. Just to get money...that ain't me.

Go read: The case against lawyers. It talks all about this crap and how lawyers abuse the system. It was written by a lawyer.

My brother is a lawyer and so is my best friend. So it's hard to hate them all. There are bad apples in every group of people.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: loretian on August 07, 2004, 03:44:45 AM
I can't stand this kind of crap.

There is a specific strain of Americans who are constantly "victimized" and who continually abuse our justice system like this.  It's so frustrating.   It's the same people that sue McDonalds for making them fat, etc etc.  I think the issue is very political, and you can guess who I blame for this kind of crap, but nevertheless, conversative or liberal, I think most of us agree it's complete garbage.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: axls_locomotive on August 08, 2004, 03:16:36 PM
so if noone likes it...and if its a democratic country, then why does it still happen?



Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: SLCPUNK on August 08, 2004, 03:28:36 PM
so if noone likes it...and if its a democratic country, then why does it still happen?



"democracy" is a loose term now-a-days. Not what is was originally.



Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Speed Stone on April 28, 2006, 02:30:43 AM
that's it, i'm suing jarmo.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: ClintroN on April 28, 2006, 03:25:56 AM
im suin' Axl for long term stress!!


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: Goldie on April 28, 2006, 05:59:51 AM
im suin' Axl for long term stress!!

Don't you think Axl has been to court enough? (It was funny tho)

I'm suing Bill Hicks for dying= abandonment. How could Bill leave me alone in this cruel world?? ;)


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: GeorgeSteele on April 28, 2006, 06:19:05 AM
Loser pays sounds fair but it's not.  Of course the cases that you read about in the news are going to be bullshit like the ones mentioned in this thread.  But the vast majority of the time, they are legitimate.

Let's say a poor family's child suffers a serious injury from a major company's defective product.  The family hires a local, incompetent lawyer while the big company hires the Dream Team of lawyers, racking up bills at a ridiculous rate.  It would be very harsh to be stuck with that legal bill if your lawyer loses the case for you.


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: anythinggoes on April 28, 2006, 07:08:15 AM
my favorite one has always been this one classic

In November 2000, Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he could not actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago.

I might sue General Motors for, in 1996 not informing me that a Vauxhall Nova will not go round a ninety degree corner at 60mph and you will end up needing to do Breath Tests visit police Stations pay for Damages to Buildings and a new Car :hihi:


some funny ones here http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp


Title: Re: Fucking America...
Post by: jarmo on April 28, 2006, 12:45:44 PM
that's it, i'm suing jarmo.

You're on thin ice with all the bumping of old threads....




/jarmo