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Title: to axl?
Post by: Lucio92 on August 03, 2004, 04:07:51 PM
http://www.nme.com/reviews/11719.htm

Tiga : Pleasure From The Bass
Frankly, recommending a record dedicated to Axl Rose sticks in NME's craw, Guns N' Roses being the most monumentally wank band this side of M?tley Cr?e.

But what can we do? Canadian electro wiz Tiga has got us by the balls because, across these 12 sleek black inches, 'Pleasure From The Bass' does sensational things with some old Chicago house beats, a bustling 303 bassline and myriad high-pitched acieeed squiggles. It would have blown the roof off the Ha?ienda in 1989, yet the production and Tiga's lascivious vocal bring it bang up to date. Thankfully, it is also dedicated to Parisian DJ Ivan Smagghe, one half of tech-noir freaks Black Strobe. Which is much better.
>Tony Naylor


i don?t fucking get it


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: anarchy on August 03, 2004, 04:30:02 PM
It's NME trying to sound cool but they ended up sounding completely wank.


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: 2NaFish on August 03, 2004, 04:39:46 PM
I agree, NME is undoubtedly the most wank music mag since "Let's Wank Along To Music Monthly". Bunch of wankers.

And didn't NME have a two page spread entitled "Why GN'R Still Rock" a few months back? I don't mind when a magazine insults gn'r, but if they're gonna do it atleast stick to the same script.


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: anarchy on August 03, 2004, 04:43:51 PM
I agree, NME is undoubtedly the most wank music mag since "Let's Wank Along To Music Monthly". Bunch of wankers.

And didn't NME have a two page spread entitled "Why GN'R Still Rock" a few months back? I don't mind when a magazine insults gn'r, but if they're gonna do it atleast stick to the same script.

WTF? Do they have the internet in America?

And something witty? You're copying me fool!


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: 2NaFish on August 03, 2004, 04:49:38 PM
Fool, don't be calling me fool.

And no, they don't have the internet in this backwards nation, i fashioned a PC and modem using three coconuts, a disgarded gum wrapper and a blue shoelace. Pretty impressive for a fish.

And if you remember i was the one who gave you the title "something witty", fool.


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: anarchy on August 03, 2004, 05:02:56 PM
Fool, don't be calling me fool.

And no, they don't have the internet in this backwards nation, i fashioned a PC and modem using three coconuts, a disgarded gum wrapper and a blue shoelace. Pretty impressive for a fish.

And if you remember i was the one who gave you the title "something witty", fool.

We'll see who is giving who titles soon enough...


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: AdZ on August 03, 2004, 05:06:42 PM
Thanks for that Mr & Mrs T, and now back to the matter at hand.


I reckon he just dedicated it to Axl because he's a fan and NME are mouthing off about it as usual.


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: Dave_Rose on August 03, 2004, 06:47:53 PM
NME Suck :beer:


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: Gunner80 on August 03, 2004, 09:40:39 PM
Just another corporate magazine bashing great music.


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: ccorn69 on August 04, 2004, 12:27:11 AM
fuck NME, they should shove the fuck off

peace  :peace:


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: Mr Cowbell ? on August 04, 2004, 12:47:05 AM
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Guns N' Roses being the most monumentally wank band this side of M?tley Cr?e

Maybe I don't understand the term "wank" cause im from the states, BUt Motely Crue in the early to mid 80's had some great songs. I would consider bands like Cinderella wankers.  :smoking:


Title: Re: to axl?
Post by: fixintodie on August 04, 2004, 08:50:49 AM
Wank is bands like The Strokes, The Vines, those swedish tools in suits, The White Stripes and all those other little fucking fashion bands that NME whore out to on a weekly basis. In 8 months when no one gives a fuck about any of them, and Guns are riding high with Chin Dem, I hope the little shitbag twofaced journalists at NME will feel as worthless and stupid as they truly are.

Nope, they'll just print another 'Why Guns still rock" article.

By the way, 'The Streets' is on the cover this week, to give you some idea of the chavscum we're dealing with.