Here Today... Gone To Hell!

Ok basically just post completely pointless and annoying things people to in the same vein as my examples:


"People that put tissue boxes at the backs of their cars(the back window area). How in the hell, when they're up the front, gonna sneeze, get to the back seat, pick up the tissues, get back in the drivers seat and drive again. All while driving? It's just pointless. It's always people driving by themselves that do this. Or maybe they stop suddenly so the tissue box goes flying to the front."

"People that use the word guesstimate. I mean an estimate really is a guess, why the fuck invent a new word for the same thing"

"People that pronounce the letter H as Haich, i don't care which one is right, but pronouncing it like that just annoys me"

"People that abbreviate everything, then combine stuff. Over msn some people have a whole conversation of "omglmaoroflcyndt" translation: "oh my god laugh my ass off rolling on the floor laughing can you not do that".......combinations like that are the epitome of laziness"

"People that feel like they have to comment on you. Like people that say to a bold friend "hey, i think you're goin bold". Well numnuts i think the person knows that already, you think the person never sees their OWN head and need you to update them like a news show. People always manage to do this at the most innopportune times." NOTE: I am not bold, just on behalf of bold people.

ah well thats all i can think of, and they're crap because they're from my head.


and on behalf of Dizzy:

"People that constantly misuse they're, there and their"

Yep, they're, all done. I think i've summed it all up i couldn't have put any more in their. But, there all gonna think of better ones.  :hihi:  :smoking:


Edit: Ignore the name of the thread, just write your things like i have, "People that blah blah" etc

Why do people constantly txt msg when a quick simple phone call will answer their questions and save money

Eg


Friend: We meeting at the mall at 8:30 man?

Me: Yes c ya then

Friend: Can u bring my cd?

Me: Yes

Friend: Cool, is (as an example i'll say a name) Michael comming?

Me: For fucks sake, yes, u already knew that. Cya later

Friend: Alright i was just asking a question.

Yes and wasting my fucken credit cocksucker :rant:

Does that qualify as a "Why do people do that"?

yes yes perfect! i'll come back with more later.

i think i've named the thread wrong.

because i write "people that blah blah blah"

(well the 1st one is from seinfeld, but it is so true )
people that says "thank you" when someone tell them that they have a nice shirt or nice shoes ....  it's like the made the shirt  :nervous:


people that say " how are you" and never care and don't even wait for an answer.

when u jizz in your g/f mouth and she wants to kiss you on the mouth right after .......   :o :o :o :o :o

Hahaha i'm with u on  that one :rofl:

"Why do chicks do that" :rofl: :rofl:

when people pull out in front of u and go very very slow  and then turn off a quarter  of a mile down the road on a 2 lane road that is!


when someone calls u and asks "where ya at"  where did u call motherfucker!

i honestly did not know that. damn!

"people that don't pronounce the S in specifically. So they say pecifically. We're not talking about an ocean here"

when people protest that they are right in the most bizarre situations when they are obviously wrong because of theyre stupid pride :P

girls that say "just because i am dressed this way does not make me a slut". To steal a line from dave chappele, "i could do the same thing, walk around in a police uniform. People might come running and say "officer officer" well i'd say HEY!........just because i am dressed like this........does NOT make me a police officer" man dave chappele is one funny bastard.
 :hihi:

people that smoke when they're next to you, and are't polite enough to blow the smoke in a different direction to save your lungs.

people that, when sitting next to them in a classroom or something abruptly say out loud a line like "for the last time, [insert name here] stop touching my leg" or "dude stop saying you wanna do the teacher!" They embarass the crap out of you if you can't come back with a witty line quick.

I work in a supermarket at the mo - so as u can imagine all i see all day is stupidity

For example - why has the store just recieved 300 trolleys worth ?100,000 when the carpark capacity has not increased - how is going to use them?

Why do really short old people try and reach all the way across a checkout to reach a bag they can't physically get to when they would have no problem if they simply walked 2 paces ???

people that post several messages in a row on a message board when they could have put them all in to one post

people that post a pointless message on a message board just to reach a specific amount of posts.






yaaaaaay 200

"How is the grilled Salmon prepared?"

"What kind of dressing is in the caesar salad?"

"What is mint jelly?"

 :hihi:

thats some funny shit.

People that rename songs on kazaa to something completely different. Do you know how many of my friends were absolutely positive that Creedence Clearwater Revival sung sweet home alabama because of that.

When it's the difference between walking home, and going home in an ambulance you'd pronounce it different.

People who always start sentences with "At the end of the day" or people (Antrim bastards) who say "like" after everything...."Headin to the pub, like?"

When people who drive rush to get to a red light.
When people in cars won't stop to let you cross the road when it's raining. It's fucking wet you bastards, have some compasion and let me cross!
When people who drive move that inch toward another car, when theres a jam.
Drivers are dumb.

People that think mountain dew makes yours balls/penis shrink and/or lower your sperm count. What are these people scientists?


People that say "what am i, a doctor?"


People that say ask a question then end it with "or". So they say, "dude are you gonna come to the pub or......................." and they wait for you to answer. or what? that or is useless.

No one mentioned this ??

Fat girls that are dressed in "sexy" clothing. I mean, how bizarre can someones self image be? Liek, if you weight thrice the model on the ad, it can't look good on you, right? right.

People that put massive mufflers and mags on really really crappy cars then drive around like they're in a Porche.

why do people cheat on their wives

marriage is suppose to be sacred but unfortunately these days its not for most people

i applaud the faithful!

I never cheated on my wife. I figured, why bother to get married if I am going to cheat. It's tough though...man I love women! But I still never would, no matter what.

Why do people "mod" their car out with all this stupid shit (rims etc). But then don't bother doing simple things like changing the oil? Stuff that actually keeps the car running?  :hihi:

People that eat pizza or sandwiches with a knife and fork.  ???

well i do that  >:( it's cleaner.
 ;)

haha, yea, freakin' jackasses!


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However I have been known to eat pizza with a knife and fork. :hihi:

To be fair it depends on the style of pie. Even the big NY style slices can be folded and picked up, however if you get a good loaded Chicago style pie and try to pick up a slice you can kiss all the toppings goodbye. Those have to be eaten with a fork.

Damn I'm hungry now. I'm gonna go make some pizza dough.

haha, sounds good don't it?

where are u from kujo?

pizza! yeah when i eat like pizza hut or dominoes or papa johns i use my hands

but if i make a home made one the crust just cant support the toppings so a fork is neccessary


why do people eat all their french fries, than their hamburger and then drink the beverage?

never understood how people do that

hmm.......now i feel like im the only sloppy eater here. Even if its home made and the topping falls everywhere i still eat it with my hands.  :nervous:

on the topic of food,

people that like to eat their cereal when its really soggy. its like eating boogers.

When people add sugar to already sugar coated cereals. It's just dumb.

yeah that sounds pretty nasty

why do people eat a whole large pizza and drink a diet beverage?

that extra 140 calories may make u fat! :hihi:

Sorry to turn the thread serious, but this is a true WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT moment.....

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bleeding_beauty/722340.html

holy shit how disturbing

what satisfaction could someone get outta that! wow!

hmmmm the link doesn't seem to be working for me. maybe thats a good thing though.

*thinks*

i got a new one.


people that post links that don't work. :hihi:



please don't ban me all powerful chris misfit.

Misfit, was it something like these?

http://www.bmezine.com/ritual/bme-ritu.html (http://www.bmezine.com/ritual/bme-ritu.html)

reminds me of the scene from that J. Lo movie (The Cell) where the serial killer guy suspends his body with hooks.  I had no idea it was such a popular activity.

Why do some people set their clocks 5 mins ahead even though they arent being fooled by it?

Nah, it was Placebo/Marilyn Manson/Good Charlotte/Muderdoll type fans that cut themselves because their family shout at them, plus they're "goffs".

I eat pizza this way. I hate having greasy fingers. :confused:

Hmm ... people don't like that you're BOLD?

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People that refer to stupid spelling mistakes in other people's posts ... and then ask dumb questions...

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BTW, I really don't get people that like Death Metal ... Why do people listen to DM?

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BTW, Hannibal always ate with a knife and fork right? Except for that one time when he got out of his cage ...

Damn, I do that shit.  And I ask myself every morning,  "Why do I do that, it never works?"    :-X

why do comedians always go uhhhh.... in between jokes to wait for laughs?

hmmmmmm it seems like lots of people eat pizza with a knife and fork these days.

i guess you guys can say "how the hell do people eat pizza with their hands" now. i'm so outnumbered.

what's next eating chicken legs with a knife and a fork........they were meant to be held while eating. ah i'm probably outnumbered there too. you're all nuts. its the ghost buster hysteria that's made you all mad i say.

No, eating a Mars bar with a knife and a fork. ;)



/jarmo

haha...I do this! I can't stand eating stuff like a caveman. My entire family makes fun of me...but that is just how it is. :hihi:

I used to do that shit.   :hihi:Then when I was behind (read: always) I'd say to myself "Oh I really have an extra ten minutes.." So it was stupid and I don't do it anymore.

uhhhh.....I don't know.

 :D

Why do people walk into you or knock their bag into and not apologise but keep walking. :rant:

A bit of courtesy wouldn't go to far

Why do people cut you off in traffic, and then when you honk...the give you the finger!?  :rant:

 ::) :P

it would probably be easy to flip u off! u have that great appeal about u


why do people in my ball league u need a 3 pointer but they shoot a friggin two instead and get u beat

idiots!

haha, well I think I always brought out the best in people.

horns are annoying!

most people when they fuck up dont like being reminded they fucked up, so when someone blows a horn it makes them feel like a little kid that knocked milk over on the carpet or something

so out of embarassment they instinctly flip the bird!

Horns are good.

You make me slam on my brakes, I'm gonna use the horn because you (whoever you are) are a jackass.

fuck that.

people that walk out early in exams. i've never done this, but i just had an exam, 200 people, 1 and a half hour exam which is relatively short, and there were only 20 people left by the end. I mean especially in a writing exam surely you may aswell write as much as you can, even if you don't know anything more there's no harm in trying to write bullshit down. I never understood why people walk out early. ???

two things I abhor...why do people chew with their mouths open? and when people say "i'll call you back in five minutes or will see you in five" and never follow through?why say it? when people say that now,no matter who it is,I give'em 5 and then I'm gone ;)

I hate this. Why not just say, "I'll try to get in touch with when I can" ?

why do some people feel the need to have a reputation to get far in life?

Why are some girls the way they are....a tease...i was with this girl...we went on a class trip to ottawa and she seemed to like me...but then i found out a while later from my buddy that shes a tease and shes 14 and hangs out with guys that are 17 and 18..i love her more then anything but i really need some help with this one?

Yeah but in real exams, like Maths or Physics, there's actually an answer to the question, not something you can make up.  So if you don't know it...you don't know it...and you might as well leave.  Also...if you've answered everything and know you've got it all right, then theres no harm in leaving either...

let me correct myself. i completely understand why people would walk out early in a maths or physics exam. if you don't know it you don't know it. there's nothing you can do.

but writing exams you can always just have a crack. i was just so surprised that so many people left, a 1 and a half hour exam, if you finish in an hour you're only gonna have to stay there another 30mins, there's no harm in checking your answers and adding stuff. maybe if it was a 3 hour exam and someone that just couldn't bare to stay there it would make more sense.

maybe my day will come, when i walk out of an exam early. cuz my friend was like me, except one day he stuffed up an exam real bad and walked out early and he understands why people do it now.


anyway, new one,

people that reserve videos at a video store and then never end up hiring them. its so damn annoying they waste the video for one night with the stupid "im reserved" thing on them and then dont even get it. other people might have wanted that video. :rant:

 :rant:Why do People "suffer" when you or someone is having a real nice time? I mean , I'm having a nice time , and then some asshole come and say something out of place in order to bring you down.

I hate those people!!!!!  
 :rant:Get Killed Motherfuckers!!!   :hihi:

i fucking hate people who make up words for things and don't bother telling you the meanings :rant:

Dont ever work for NASA then.  "How many times do I have to tell you to check the EDFA output into the MM fiber coupling before attempting to diagnose the problem!:  :hihi:

Why do I rent 5 movies from Blockbuster and end up only watching 2 of them before the deadline?  ::)

Why do people rent 5 movies at time????????????....... ::)

It was a Star Trek marathon of sorts.  Dont tell me you've never done something similar in your lifetimes, past or present.

Scotty: "Hello, computer"   :hihi:

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Why do people get excited when there's such a huge chance of being disappointed?

well Malcolm what i would do is tell the girl how you feel and actually find out if she is a tease instead of taking your buddies word for it : ok:

Couples who can't leave each other alone in public - like on buses and shit. Your sat behind them, they sound like two wet rubber gloves rubbing together lol It's god damn awful.  You're thinking get a fucking room  lol  

Another thing:  The odd mate who brings his GF on a guys night out.  She doesn't like the same music, will not have fun and she's going to be pouting untill you have a big argument - ruin the mood then everybody goes home early lol  

cellular stuff i hate:

when someone hears a cellphone and always says "is it mine?" and checks his phone , even when the sound is from a clasic nokia and they have a sony or something.

when girls have their phone in their bags , and when it sounds they take 3 hours to get the phone and then they have lost the call. and after that they put the phone in the same place and we start again.

when people dont answer their cellular phones , because they always put it in other placeces instead of in their pockest or something (so whats the point of having a cellphone?)

i forgive you for not watching all 5 :rofl:

Why do people watch daytime TV?...

 :drool:

Why do people after being told 10 times to turn off their cell phone leave it on so it rings during the movie and then They anwser it and start a conversation?

Why do some people judge others?

i just drove past Mcdonalds today and i saw an advertisement banner. it said:

100% Pure Beef


wtf is this? Is this all that companies can advertise now. You expect food to be what it is, you expect it should be 100% beef. For them to advertise it is like "we're good because we use 100% beef". Well, that's nothing to brag about at all. It's like advertising a chair as "this is a real chair!!!!!!!"

i dunno if my point made sense, but it just made me wonder why advertising people do this.  :hihi:

Why do people say somehting then when ask what they said they go nah dont worry :rant:

Tell me cocksmokers....FUCKING TELL ME :crying:

here's a little scene description:


it's my maths class.. a friend of mine accidentely fucks up her answer and asks for a rubber. she turns to her left and asks this loudmouth bitch beside her "can i borrow a rubber?". "Sure" she replys and hands my friend her pencil case.

Now inside the pencil case are balled up little notes of paper and being curious my friend opens one up and reads it out aloud

"Cocksucker A fancies Skankwhore B!!" and the loudmouth pokes her head up and says "you were'nt meant to know that"


So basically if you have read this far well done! my point is why do people keep information from others and control it etc.

Also why write secrets on paper, send them around classrooms and keep them in pencil cases only to complain when someone reads them??

because information is power

ah they have no power......stupid bitches

thanks man...ive already told her how i feel...and i can kinda see that shes a tease...but i dont knoww hat to do

Why do people do this?

You are at a stoplight, 4 cars back. The light turns green and nobody goes. So I honk the horn to get their attention. And the guy in front of me gives me the finger.

Hello!?!? Do you really think I was honking at YOU? Freakin' dumbass!

wooooaaah nelly! take a deep breath.  I dont ever want to be in front of you on the road  :hihi:


Why do people bug me to wash my car?  It's my car and if I dont mind it being dirty, that's my freaking problem!  Why dont they wash it for me if they care so much!!!

Get your dirty fuckin' car out of the way...before I start honking!!!!  :rant:

 :hihi:

why do people get obsessive about money and write down every penny people owe them and bite heads off when they are like a penny short?


I NEED LOOSE PAYMENT STRUCTURES PEOPLE!! :rant:

haha, why don't people pay their shit on time?!  :hihi:

why do some people always complain?



eg. my buddy got tickets to some show for his bday and his first response was "is that the best you could get?"


accept what you have motherfucker! :hihi:

Yea, tell your friend "Beggars can't be choosers".  :hihi:

fucking right they can't


why do people cheat at monopoly?

haha. The thing about that game is once you start losing you know it is all over. It's a long, slow, and painful death. You just can't make a comeback once you are behind.


My advice: Buy low and hold!!! :hihi: :hihi:

Sure I have................the only difference being that I OWN the Trek marathon that I sometimes run...........

Now..........do I make a joke about reincarnation, or do I make some subtle stabs at you in a 'returning the favor' fashion?...............

Naw........I'll just leave it alone for now.......... :-*


lol........that's a funny scene.........

Scotty: "I've travelled millions of miles..."

Bones (correcting Scotty): "Thousands"............ ;D


Although optimism is... (lol).........it's an inherently human trait.......................

Aim high.............that way you wont hit as low........

You already did...your mere presence indicates you have returned from the dead to shower us with your humor and atrocious use of dots.  Dead, being, any place away from HTGTH.  :yes:


Stab harder.  If you dont give me the middle finger, you wouldnt be living up to your personal text, now would you?


Not always.  As Wernher von Braun, the Nazi rocket scientist, was rumored to have said:  "I aimed for the moon, but I hit London instead"... he aimed high, but he hit low.  :-X

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Why do people think that you cant believe in God and evolution at the same time? I say you can.

what like god or some supreme being created the big bang.........then all the evolution stuff happened from there?

should keep both sides happy shouldn't it.

Why do people spread shitty rumors? "Guess, what he did..."

Yeah, guess what, I didn't

I'm goin through that shit right now and what people are saying about me is bullshit..

Matt88 is fucking pissed off............... :rant: :rant: :rant:

My resurrection from the 'dead' doesn't exactly construe reincarnation Doc.............

I'm MCT............not an earthworm from Tibet.........

Ouch!!...........Watch out for those technicalities.......... :-[



But.............I........ah........didn't take a stab in the first place......... :-\.............

MCT - "Naw........I'll just leave it alone for now.......... :-*"...............remember???????

As for my 'personal text'........................just because I wasn't born with enough of 'em, doesn't mean I'd flip you YOU the bird dear................ ;)



Alas, nothing is absolute..............
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Why do some people smell like mustard?

why do people drink drive and drive wrecklessly, especially with other people in the car? what the hell is the point.

i just found out about this guy that went to my school. i wasn't friends with him or anything but i knew who he was. he was your typical high school drop out drug addict etc. well now he's in a coma after a car crash. he wasn't even driving. the driver, his "friend" was fine ofcourse.

im not saying drive like a granny. but bloody hell whats the point in going 120km/h in a damn residential area thats 50km/h speed limit. i just hope its not "to be cool".  ::)

That's some fucked up shit. My thoughts are with him :(

Here's the scene:  It's a red light with 5 or 6 cars lined up.  One car (Let's say the second or third) lifts his foot of the brake for a second and moves up like an inch.  

Why the hell do the rest of the cars follow suit and do exactly the same thing?

I've tested it before too, I leave a gap between my car and the one in front of me and then move up a tiny bit every couple of seconds... everyone behind moves up too,  where do these people think they're going?

HAHAHAHAHHAHA that is so true.

i love leaving like 2 car lengths between me and the car at the front when the light is red. people beep at you to move forward..........hahahahah what the fuck for, they're still not gonna go anywhere.

Obviously they're making pressure to make you snap, so take you baseball bat (or something similar) and take it to their windshield :)

Why do people talk shit about you when you are just in the next room? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: >:( >:( >:(

Usually, to make themselves look more interesting.
Nothing to be bothered about unless you terribly lack self confidence.

Why do men never call when they are supposed to ? :-\
Why do men never tell YOU they love you but tell their coworkers instead ?

I HATE CAPS LOCK ISSUES WHEN PEOPLE TYPE ALL OF THEIR POSTS IN CAPS - LIKE GET A LIFE YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS

You're not old enough to drive............... ::)

if everyone had a lot of space between them and the car in front it would take more than one green light to get out of that intersection.

Why do people throw a punch and then run away? What's the point of starting something if you only run away?

ok so here's what happened to me:

highway, at night, light's every couple of meters, you can see everything well, it hasn't rained or antying like that, no fogg, it's not slippy, noone lives in that area and noone's on the road... and even if someone came on id see them from 100 miles away!

So Im drive 160/h, the limit is 120/h but i wanna get home soon and like i said earlier, NOONE'S THERE, there's no way i could get myself, or anyone else in any kind of danger. and yet some jackass cop thinks it's nessesary to give me a ticket for speeding??  :rant:

honestly now, what's the danger in what i was doing?  :rant:

are you kidding me? I LOVE guys night out!!  ;D
ok you have to live through the noises and the smell but other than that it's a blast! much better than girls night out  :D

oh and it's a great way to meet other guys  ;D

That's so true! and like on the highway, the road is clear, there's just me and some other guy, so I take a race, just for the thrill and drive like 220, and I'm only in trouble if I blow a tire or something! no limits on highway!

When people walk by my desk at work when I'm eatng hot food and go "Wow that smells sooooooooooooooooo good."

Shut up and let me eat it in peace.

You missed the thread's third anniversary by two days. How unfortunate.

See now...why'd ya just do that?

ChrisMisfit rides again.......

I have to admit that I did not read all 7 pages of this thread,  so there  is a chance that  this has already been posted, but I wanted to inquire anyway, and this really is quite gross:
1. why do people  pick their noses in their car as they drive? Do they think  that they are invisible?
2. And why do some people--very very gross--pick their nose and then eat their boogers? That is just disgusting.

Why is there braille on the drive up ATM at my bank?  :o

LOL... yes, why do people do that?

I'd wager SLC has done it at least twice... and he's still chasing D for post count...

wow this thread was a blast from the past.

 :o

The mother of all bumps....

Maybe there's only one model of ATMs from that manufacturer.....





/jarmo