Here Today... Gone To Hell!

I just had this idea, it made me laugh just to imagine it...
Let`s make a G n`R story, everyone!!![/b]

But pay attention
1-Try to make it funny;
2-Each person have the right to write only 3 sentences;
3-Let`s make this last!!!
4-It doesn`t have to be the true story!!


"Once upon a time, coming from a distant place,
a young dude steped in the jungle...
A paradise city, he thouhgt!"(...) ;)

.....ill get down with my bad self and record a new album

Edit: Removed a few hundred .'s that were messing up the page layout. /jarmo

 Yeah,that`s what I`ll do!But first,I`m gonna have a Jack Daniels bottle  and stand outside that bar over there,Roxy,try to meet some girls...:smoking:

everyone died..... the end.

Once they were dead, they encountered a man who called himself "Elvis"
He showed them a secret passage back to the living world.
They followed the passage and appeared in the bathroom of the Roxy.

..he met a guy called traci gunns who played guitar for him for a while. but he had to go cause he was shit....

But karma being karma, that particular shit disturber would contribute to Appetite for Reconstruction as well as of yet unreleased Hollywood Rose Demo CDs.

Now back to the story...

One day, in a parallel universe not so far away, Steven (or was it Izzy??) was walking through a park, when he saw some dude fall off his skateboard.  He ran to the guy lying & twitchin' on the ground and said...

.."dude! that mustve hurt!" within about 5 minutes they became best mates "lets go to my grans and smoke some fags and do some coke!"... :smoking:

"dude Im so fucked up..... damn your gran is hot for an old chick!!"

"Your gran has one of those haircuts everybodies talking about.. think its called a mullet or somethin man.."

"Mullet?  Mullet!"

"Hey, I got an idea.  You are pretty good with the skins and snarls, right?  And I can keep some rythme with the guitar... let's start a band.  And we can call it the Mullets, no, the Moffats.  Yeah... the Moffats."

Man I need another hit.. and im all outta cash.. any ideas?  ::)

Oh man im gonna get bashed now lol

"You need another hit?  Well, I know just the person.  There is this guy, Axl.  I am not sure if he is into hitting people, but he sure has a reputation for kickin' guys in the balls, that's for sure.  He is the man you need to talk to.  Come to think of it... he is also a singer.  For Hollywood Flowers or something like that.  Maybe he can hit ya and join our band?  Like a two for one deal or something like that?  Let's go find out."

"Axl - the guy with the botox endorsement?....I hear he kills puppies on stage!"

...just as they were discussing this important issue the door bell rings,
it's a hot chick that wants to get naked and show them a good time,
she takes them in the bedroom and starts stripping for them then suddenly pulls out her........

... watch and realize she must be at work. She tells us she's really into rock stars anyway and leaves to this club where...

...she found mr. doug goldstein shuving dollar bills in the thong of their top dragqueen stripper....

...as the the drag-stripper strips Doug starts singing "take me down to the paradise city, where the grass is green and the guys got titties!" The drag-strippers joins him to the back room where.....

....they find Robin Finck giving head to Marilyn Manson! "yo, robin, suck this instead" said Doug and....

.. but soon Doug realized he just had to get some viagra, oh, and some hair removal spray which he's gonna use on....

....the guy joining in on the action with the huge 'fro.
His name is Slash but he can't see what he's doing.
Doug uses the spray and a new, bald Slash is born...

...Slash's steals Dougs credit card and goes to the liqour store, where's he's gonna buy a bottle of Jack Daniels and bumbs into these guys who got some Nightrain and....

Slash won't touch the shit citing that "only bums and psychotics would care about it"

A broken down El Camino pulls up and the doorbell rings......Enter Axl.......

.. Slash turns towards the door wondering why a liqour store has a doorbell, Axl tells Slash to shoot his hairstylist and jokes about how he would cancel a show if his hair was messed up, Slash puts on a top hat and think he looked stupid with long hair anyway and they leave the store to...

Bust the doorbell because Axl realized he couldn't sell magazine subscriptions there.  Then they decided to head to the Roxy where Poison was about to take the stage......

....go to the farm.Axl says: I need some inspiration....Down Here On The Farm!!As they were going there (to the Farm) they walk over a blond drunk guy(Duff)!!They break his leg, but not his bass, so..........

At the show they see some guy going nuts "This band rocks!". Slash walks over to the guy to see what the fuck is wrong with him and the dude is fucking trashed. "Hi I'm Ricki wanna come to my new club the PussyHouse". Slash goes back to Axl and then....

fuck, dude, for some seconds you post your post befor than me....my post was the continue of Blue Cut?s pst

Baby Slash//

Slash goes back to Axl and then....  ... someone throws him with with an empty beer can, Axl jumps the guy and things goes haywire...

Haywire indeed but not because of the beer....because the guy had a camera around his neck....Axl has seemed to jump all people with cameras since a grade 6 picture that showed a glowing red pimple on his chin....