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Just a trivial question, really, but do any of you know how old Axl was when he got laid for the first time?  Only wondering.

Ok,now I know we've lost it :o

Hey, it's a perfectly legitimate question.  People talk all the time about how Kurt Cobain lost his virginity to a mentally handicapped girl (and the truth is, he didn't lose his virginity to her, and she wasn't mentally handicapped, she was just very very quiet).  And I'm willing to bet you're at least curious.  It's like with Nikki Sixx in The Dirt...it's strangely compelling to read about the humble beginnings of a guy who went on to bang like a million chicks.

I feel that we have to dig deeper and deeper in the GN'R history to find something to talk about, 'cause nothing happens today.

I don't know the answer.

Yeah, I was just having that same exact conversation during dinner lastnight.

How is Things-I-don't-care-about-ville, anyway?

What  do I care??

Slashly//

P.S: Slash lost it at 12

To a gypsy with blond hair.......


Good enough?

Axl did an interview for a porn magazine and I think he said it there... he cummed in like seconds and was very nervous. The chick practically raped him, i think it happened in the place of a friend of his or something cant really remember but im pretty sure it was in LA when he moved from Indiana. If I find the article ill post it.

--Ok I found the article but its in spanish if anyone wants the scan let me know.

I wan?t it!!

Well, if you want to be really nasty, you could say he lost it at age 2 to his bastard pedophile stepfather.   :o



:rofl:  Good one.

No, 'cause now no one seems ro care... like a mouse inside a maze!

THAT'S A FUCKIN' LIE!!!!  :rant:
My hair color is red.  ;)

this isnt as gay as the thread about axls teeth

but its pretty fuckin close! : ok: : ok: : ok:

hey guys when did that happen seriously? i know some spanish scan that on

peace :peace:

Fuckin horny bastard :o

i wounder when he cracked his first fat :confused:

 :o :o :o
wo that was funny.
it shouldnt be, but it was funny.  :o :o :o :o

LOL :hihi:, when he first came into the world LOL AHAHA :rofl:

Get a life, please. :P

he lost it at thirteen to a 23 yr old girl

Axl's a virgin! Didn't you know that??

I remember reading an article in which he said he had been very shy with girls and that it hadn't worked for him until he was 18 ? so i gather that he must have lost his virginity at 18, which is a perfectly normal age ( yes, you men BRAG, but you are saying shit, because we have you at that age and you are still VIRGINS) :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

How do you know?

She went out with him!

Funny about what you said bout Slash being horny!  :rofl:

DOES ANYBODY NOW ABOUT DUFF?

Oh I love your post Aunt Gypsy!

I happen to know this from my teen years of reading too many fan mags about GnR.  Axl said in an interview once it was sixteen.  He gave no further details.  

Am i the only one here who doesn't want to know where his ole boy has been ?? lol  

It's all his business and i don't want to know lol

Explain to me then where the erm...vocals? in Rocket Queen came (no pun intended) from...

 :beer:

Maybe it was Axl pleasuring himself.   ;)

I couldn't agree more. Plus nobody specified the kind. He claims to have lost his anal virginity to his dad at like 3. but i have no idea when he first had sex, nor do i really care.

i wonder if Axl has taken anyones virginity??

lol, oh I'm pretty sure he's taken his share on that one...

everyone cumz in seconds the first time getting laid lol.it's natural.

Before he was born with one of the other eggs...

Damn...we are here for the music dude.

i find sick that some of you are making fun of what happened to him at the age of 3. I'd like to see you making fun when something like that happens to your own child. >:(


*shakes head*

I don't see why guys (I'm a guy if no one knew) brag about getting laid (I don't). It's not that big of a deal. If you like it, that's great, do it when you want. But bragging about it makes people look at you NO differently.

Someone said that everyone cums in the first seconds of getting laid and that it is natural.

...Not in the first seconds. It's mainly in the first two minutes, anytime between there. I'm being serious too.

Hahahaha, Axl has had to have taken like fifty girls' virginity.

I usually don't react to asinine threads, because they disappear rather quickly, most of the time. But why is this thread still open? Google satellite images of Axl's house, in which you really couldn't make out much, is consider an invasion of privacy and deleted instantly. I'm not saying I didn't agree with that decision, but I have a problem when discussing Axl's sex life all of a sudden is public domain and ok to investigate.

maybe the mods are catching up on sleep for tomorrow and I think Jarmo is in Lisbon???

Threads like this really make you wonder how some people can even figure out how to get on the internet  :rofl:

I'd provide a legitimate response, but reading two pages of responses to this ridiculous topic has inspired me to go start a "How long do Axl's toenails get before he clips them?" thread...

I really dont know but i really like thinking about him losing it.. :smoking:

in the garden

"lost my virginity there
to a gypsie with blonde hair (or long hair)"

hehe dont remember the lyrics

What a fuckin wierd waste of space topic. Who gives a flying shit, and by the way you are a guy.

From someone with such a high ranking. That's really a very strange post.

Some people here HAVE lost it.

AXL IS SCORING SOME NICE EUROPEAN PU-TANG AS WE SPEAK.

FUCKERS! :peace:

oh my god! some of you guys are just so fucking crazy.. when did pope benedict lose his virginity... damn..

I doubt it since he has a girlfriend.

i didnt know that. lol.. and anyway
since when does a girlfriend stop a rock legend from getting some pussy!

Well obviously it doesnt ;D ... but since he hasnt had a girl in a while I dont think he would want to fuck this relationship he has up.

Who is the girlfriend?  Is this discussed in any other threads?  Given the topic of this one, as well as all the responses, I'd imagine it would have to be...   :peace:

Her name is Diane O'Connor...she's Tommy Hilfiger's brother's ex-wife. Here is her picture:

(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/8826/1499387968tn.jpg)


And here is her with Axl (Behind Jessica Alba):

(http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2672/1499387991tl.jpg)

WOW another slow day in the Guns N Roses world!

how old was axl when your mom hung out with him?  this is the dumbest fuckin thread ever.... and gay.... i could care less when he got laid if ever... seriously... i wouldnt even give a shit if the dude was gay or if he was bald.... or fat.... or if he got botox or whatever.... why are people so fuckin lame.  no offense but there is more gay among axl fans than Queen and Judas Priest and Bon Jovi fans... and they had gay members.

whoever wrote "anything goes" claims to have not had sex yet

This thread is... weird? :nervous:? :hihi:

Here' s what Izzy had to say on this (extract from an interview he did in 2001)? :hihi::

"Every two or three years I'll put a call in to the office and say, `Hey, tell Axl gimme a call if he wants to'. But I mean... the weirdness of his life. To me, I live pretty normal. I can go anywhere. In 2001, I don't think people really give a shit. But for Axl, I know for the longest time, because his face was all over the television and stuff, I don't think he could really go anywhere or do anything.
"And I think because of that he kind of put himself in a little hole up there in the hills. He kind of dug in deeper and deeper and now I think he's gone so fucking deep he's just... I mean, I could be completely wrong. But I know he doesn't drive [unheard of in LA] and he doesn't... he doesn't do anything. I've never, never seen him in town. Isolation can be a bad thing, but Axl's been at it for a long time now. You know, he always stays up at night..." He drifts off, not even trying to find the words this time.
The key to Axl's personality, reckons Izzy, still lies back in Lafayette. "In high school, you know, Axl, he had long, red hair, he was a little guy and he got a lot of shit [because of it]. I think he never got laid, too, in school. I hate to bring this up cos this is getting nasty," he laughs. "But he never got no pussy at school, Axl. So now the guy's a big fucking rock star, he's got the chicks lined up, he's got money and he's got people... and the power went to this guy's head. I mean, he was a fucking monster! Nuts! Crazy!
"And I never saw it coming. I mean, this is my side of it, he'd probably say I'm completely fucking crazy, but I think he went power mad. Suddenly he was trying to control everything. Did you ever see those fucked up contracts for the journalists to sign?" he asks, referring to the notorious `consent forms' that Axl foolishly tried to foist on the media in 1991.

Time to lock this now.